CHEWBACCA IS THE WOOKY!!!

howdy all, so i thought i should update you on my recent academic learnings.
this has absolutely nothing to do with our trip, but i am definately now an expert on star wars.
no i haven´t watched the films, but who needs to when i have Sally to explain it all to me!
So here is what i have learnt.
Anikin Skywalker is not Darth Vaders son, but is infact Darth Vader. who knew??? and Darth Vader is evil.
Luke is the son of Anikin/Darth and he has friends. one of which is Han Solo who helps people and has a wooky. he also drives a ship of some description.
Then there are Jedi´s. they use the force. and have green lazer sticks called light sabres.
Yoda, the old green man, is the master of Jedi´s, but Jedi´s die alot and finally yoda dies too. but peacefully, not with blood and guts and screaming.
Luke becomes a jedi and has a major crush on Princess Laia (who at one point wears a gold bikini) and wants to have major fun times with her. but then he goes "oh shit, she is my twin sister" and discovers that incest is actually wrong.
So Laia gets it on with Han Solo (Not Hans, he is not German apparently).

At this point in the conversation i wanted to find out about the other characters so i asked "so who is Chewbacca" pretty much what followed was Sally smacking her palm against her face in frustration and exclaiming "Chewbacca IS the wooky!!!".
Wow, mind blown. but before all you star wars nuts hate me, i made friends with a chewbacca (or a man dressed like one) quite a few years ago, so i should be forgiven :P.

Apparently all other wookies are dead. Then there are robots, and one of them is made by anikin (before he went all evil) and the other sends a message from laya to Obi Wan Kinobe (not sure how to spell this...) and at this point i was like "WHO THE FREAK IS OBI WAN??" apparently he is a jedi and he dies fighting darth and then becomes a ghost and takes luke to the yoda man.
Then apparently there are siths, and they are bad and use the force to float (amongst other non decript things).

Most of this conversation was spent with Sally sobbing into her hands from my lack of understanding of Star Wars, but really i think i did quite well :)
Now i can go to ComicCon and blend in with all the other nerds, and wow them all with my knowledge "hey dude dressed as chewbacca....did u know you are a wooky??"


I think i may have scarred Sally for life, and she may now end up in a nice room with padded walls and a pretty white jacket. (and she thinks i´m crazy!!!)

I hope all you star wars fans will forgive me for my previous ignorance :) but now i am up to speed and can speak geek! hoorah!

In reference to this, Sally blames you, miss Dani-ani-anikin Skywalker, for her mental decline in trying to spark off this topic after i mentioned ur starwars reference name. woops. also apparently your not the good guy. coz anikin is bad :)

Much love and light sabres!!!


I will now get back to our holiday and not disturb you with useless information. :)

Love Ruby xoxoxox